Survive India
Swipe through a year of Indian money life — the phone dies, the wedding lands, the medical bill arrives. Keep your cash, buffer, peace, people and career intact till December. It's a game: no investment returns, just the shocks.
Twelve months. One income. Every shock arrives on a schedule you don't control — the only thing that decides catastrophe from inconvenience is whether you kept a buffer. Pick who you are:
A game. Fictional characters, illustrative figures, and no investment returns of any kind — Buffer never grows on its own, because we won't simulate something nobody can promise. Not financial advice. Nothing is stored.
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